My Beto has a speech impediment and sometimes his way of expressing himself is just...well, right.
This week's betoismis
daycation - We just got back from vacation and he says, "Mom, I know where we can go for our next "daycation".
life (wife) - We are watching a movie and the man just died and his "life" is sad.
snack - Don't "snack" me.
grampire - they are the things that suck blood
nember - "Mom, nember when we went to ..."